A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals
The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.
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When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
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When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.
Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.
Thatβs why your girl has chunky soup.