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The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
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A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.
Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'
Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'
One who travels to a university not belonging to their own with the sole purpose of finding parties and getting drunk. This person travels to other universities most likely because their own college parties suck or they're not even going to college because they fucked up in high school.
Person 1: "Hey man, there's a Campus Gypsy outside that says he knows you"
Person 2: "Fuck that kid, he stole all my beer last week."
A site where university students too afraid of facing the consequences in real life go to:
1.)Be racist.
2.)Talk smack about frats and "GDIs"
3.)Call out the most recent person to piss them off.
4.)Read it because they have nothing better to do.
Christopher: Hey Wuchin did you see that new post I made about the African American in our class on Juicy Campus?
Wuchin: Oh no, let me check.
*five minutes later*
Wow, I'm SO not friends with you anymore. I can't believe how racist you are!
Christopher: Sorry! It was only a joke.. I would never say that to his face.
Wuchin: Exactly.
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a crush on a well-know person on campus who you may or may not actually be friends with.
girl 1: I have a huuuuuge campus crush on Alex Summers.
girl 2: That's nice...just don't start stalking him.
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Winston fucking sucks I'm a student there and its full of hairy ugly math teachers who need a life some teachers are cool like the French teacher and the gtt teacher but most are just plain thots who who need to get lifes instead of giving home work the school is 54% Hispanic and no one knows the word excuse me there's also narch who dress codes everyone but she wears a visible crop top under her sari Winston SUCK MY ASS
Oh see that teacher over there she needs to get a life she must work at Winston campus
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A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")
Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.