Can I come?

Something lonely people say on a Friday night.

person 1: Hey what's going on?
person 2: Party, invite only
person 1: Can I come?
person 2: Yeah… I guess

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can i tap that

Its a game you text someone and ask them "can i tap that" and you see what they say. If your good enought you might get laid. If your not then it will still be funny.

Me: When can i tap that ?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?

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can i ride?

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

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Can I Vent?

When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.

Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?

Jediai: Yea sure.

Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.

Jediai: Oh! Me too!

Jade: "Can I Vent?"

Jediai: Sure!

Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*

Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.

sexy can i

After hearing the song, and thinking about why Ray J would name it such, I've come to the conclusion that it means:

Sexy Can I... video tape you while we do some of the following, like blowjobs, fingering, masturbation, sexual intercourse, including doggy style, missionary, and other various positions, then upload it to my computer, upload it on the internet and let all of the world watch it.

Girl - What's that camera for?
Ray J - "Sexy Can I ..."

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can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

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Can i hit that?

Can I get some...

Pot,
Alchohol,
Sodas & etc.

Wow thats some strong rum, where's the chaser?

Yea can I hit that?-after you.

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