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forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close
I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon
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Hard as a Motherfucker
aka H.A.M.
Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
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same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!
Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.
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When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face
Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.
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When one inserts their penis into a foreman grill, (the small grills that close like waffle maker) fries it until it resembles canadian bacon, and forces someone into eating it.
Rob: Dude i heard Bob gave Samantha canadian bacon!
Tyler: Man that's nasty why would someone do that to themselves?
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Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.
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