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when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.
''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''
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After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
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A handjob
That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.
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When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.