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The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs
Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.
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When you wrap a pancake around your scrodom and pour maple syrup over your pancake weiner. Then your sexual partner munches and sucks on your sticky pancake penis.
Jared had a lovely evening using a pancake he stole from an ihop in vancouver. He wrapped it around his penis and his fatass bea tiffany poured syrup on it and ate that dick. Screaming "i love canadien pancakes".
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The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)
The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.
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A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon
he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts
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The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself
Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!
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The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.
The canadien stranglar tried choking me the other day after I had sex with him.
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When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat
My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.