CANK

The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).

Grab a ball and let’s CANK.

Neymar would be a killer at CANK.

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canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

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canks

Abbreviation of cankles.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.

M-giggly: B-doc, you can't wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!

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cank

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

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cank

a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.

"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"

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Canking

Canking is a youtube from Birmingham, who normally ask the public questions such as, what race do you prefer and how do the mandem pull girls. You may see him in London, Stratford.

I just watched Canking, his channel is great you should check it out!

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cank

amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness

"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"

"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."

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