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Canon

The greatest compliment you could ever give to a cosplayer.

Person to cosplayer: OMG! You're so canon! :0
Cosplayer: Tysm!

by StrawberryShotocake October 30, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Canon

Referring to a camera, a very expensive camera, victim of Apple Marketing, expensive repairing costs too.
The newest brand for beginners is the Canon Eos 720D, just the same as the price. €720 (without lens, of course!) of a slow responding shutter button, 18mpx resolution (There is the Sony A58 20 mpx or the Nikon D3300, both cost €500 (maximum), shoots 3 frames per second , low ISO boost and no focus engine, so then you have a poor quality video.

Canon cameras are OK, but depending on the functions you wanna do. Canon is made for portraiting or photograph nature, but Sony is the winner talking about autofocus and shutter delay. They are expensive, but live a lot more.

I own a 10 y.o. Sony A200 and its da shit. I went to a Media Markt, tested a Canon EOS 720D and shit happened! First shoot: Moved image. Second shoot: the obturor strikes the sensor and moved the stabilizer.
Third shoot: mirror locked at the top wall of the camera.

by Teh Wolfboy August 18, 2015

13πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.

girl 1: β€œUgh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: β€œplease stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: β€œgood luck!”

by meme meme emerged September 29, 2017

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Canon

Ejaculating to someones face from great distance (atleast 1,5meters)

I just did canon to our homeroom teacher.

by PredatorLoli April 9, 2018

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Canon

Pickpocket

The canon worked on a subway because it was crowded.

by BergencountyBill June 17, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Canon

To be so stupid that everyone unanimously disagree with u in every situation

β€œBro we should get Arby’s”
β€œDude shut up and stop being such a Canon”

by Mister word man July 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Canon

Some dude with a monster cock

Damn that canon dude has a monster cock

by Jsiiqis September 29, 2017

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž