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The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.
When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.
Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.
Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE
U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.
'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lewis Black.
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A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.
Savage asf, and always hungry.
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69
Joey cantore loves boobs and also bdubs
A guy who likes to have sex with different species of animals.
He fucked that chicken! He’s totally Cantor Vasile
Savage asf, and always hungry
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69
Joey cantore loves boobs and bdubs and also 69ing