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Verb. To CANVAS syn.: To own. Commercial grade exploit thingie by Dave Idle.
"I WILL CANVAS YOU! *click* *click* *boom*" followed by the occasional "OMFG IT WORKED!?"
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A very good indie rock band. Some songs are emotional, but they, unlike most "emo" bands are very talented musical. A lot of their lyrics are pretty powerful, and they have great music to back them up. Generally a great all-around band to be honest. Some of their greatest songs would include: "The Tide" "Lust a Prima Vista" "Staplegunned" "Polygraph, right now!" "Natalie Marie and 1cc" "Valiant" and "All hailt the heartbreaker" (to name a few)
I listened to the Tide and realized that the spill canvas has talent!
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A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.
My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
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Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso
Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive
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A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.
My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.
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Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.
Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!
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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?
Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
The greatest emo band in the world.
The Spill Canvas Domminates!
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