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capris

Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.

Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.

by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


capri

n: Foreign - Italian Phrase for
Pants too short

Her capri makes her look like she's ready to work in the rice paddy.

by FDW June 28, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


capris

Ugly, stupid pants that are longer than shorts but don't cover the whole leg. Fucking idiots wear them because everybody else does.

If you want to wear shorts, wear shorts. If you want to wear pants, wear pants. But why wear those butt ugly capris? Just make up your fucking mind, you stupid bitch. Shorts OR pants!

by MsAgro9876 July 2, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


capris

crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg

why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people

by Zmoney December 6, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


capri

absolute retard

oh my god, your friend is such a capri.

by kerchunky August 19, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


capri

something/someone/an event that was/is really simple or easy

It only took me about five minutes to fix my car; it was as easy as capri!

It was a real capri trying to find a parking spot at the casino.

I couldn't believe how capri she was when we first met!

by jaysonnn April 19, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


capri

synonymous with a white lie, a small fib, or even an innocent falsity. Intended for use in much of the same context as 'psych!'

Is not intended on a cap for more serious issues; presumably death, murder, theft, and other consequence-ridden topics like that should not be ended with this phrase.

I hate getting all juiced up; capri.

NOT:
I didn't end your Dad's life because he's an animal; capri.

by Juice McAllister March 22, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž