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1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.
Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
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v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.
I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.
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1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.
2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.
2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
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A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.
Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.
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Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.
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when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all
he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch
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