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What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.
“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”
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The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
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First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
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the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine
Mike is a Captain Hook
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The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.
"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"
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when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.
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A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!
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