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The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!
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A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
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When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.
Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.
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When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.
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Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
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Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.
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having a curved penis
i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left
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