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Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
A guy who supports, both financially and emotionally, a marginally attractive female with few redeeming qualities. Mainstream origins derive from a Master P song. In common usage, it's highly synonymous with caker.
"Damn, Nick is always with Amy, taking her out, buying her shit. And that girl is busted! What a Captain Kirk!"
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The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."
"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
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verb - The act of pushing toilet paper up you hole and twisting it around to make sure you are extra clean up there because much like the legendary star trek commander you are boldly going where no mans gone before in order to circle Uranus in search of Klingons!
I was sure she was going to toss my salad so I Captain Kirked real good
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Masturbate.
Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
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the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.
let me introduce you to captain kirk
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
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