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Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.
captain obvious blah blah blah
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Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.
Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.
Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
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A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.
"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"
"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"
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When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend
ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*
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