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A large group of the exclusively elite.
Not many are sure what exactly this club is, but its secrecy has led to several conspiracy theories:
a) starbucks special deal on carrot lattes, three for the price of 2.
b) a female escort and/or body guard service
c) <3
a) "Hi and welcome to Starbucks, have you tried our new Carat Three deal? Three carrot lattes for the price of two!"
b) 1. "Gina, what happened to your face?!"
"Carat three busted out some moves after I got too close to that hottie in the band."
2. "Call up Carat Three, they are so hot and we need some girls at the club opening!"
c) "<3"
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A prison term used to describe the post orgasmic feeling of oral-to-anal sex. A state of anal euphoria.
"Got my salad tossed...I'm gonna lay back and enjoy the fine feeling of peace and carats"
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A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
"On my 14 carats" is an expression used to indicate when a female is ovulating (most fertile and likely to conceive), which most commonly and predictably occurs on the 14th day of the 28-day menstrual cycle. The expression can be used either in flirtatious seduction or as a warning that birth control should be considered to prevent pregnancy. The expression went viral when Selena Gomez used the expression "I'm on my 14 carats. . ." in the very first line of her seductive song "Good for You," the video for which clearly shows her writhing in the throngs of umcontollable ovulation.
I'm so wet and horny for you right now; I think I'm on my 14 carats.
You better use a condom, because I'm on my 14 carats right now, and I really don't want another baby.
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Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.
That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!
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1. Someone whos really really sexy.
2. Someone resembling pure sex. (hence, 24 carat.)
Carol: 'Woah, that Ryan guy is 24 carat sex'
Everyone else: 'yeah, he really is..'
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Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.
-Laurence finds a bottle cap.
Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!
James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.
Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.