cardiac shingles

toast with extra butter

(reference to the book "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz, page 41, paragraph 3)

I went to a diner and ordered a porky sitting, hash browns, and cardiac shingles.

cardiac attack

the act of cuffing your hand together and with great force pushing your hands towards someones upper chest area created by a character named "Super Jerk" which appears on the popular internet comics Cyanide And Happiness

Cardiac Attack Shapow!!!

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Cardiac asleep

In a state of unconsciousness similar too or identical to that of heavy alcoholic inebriation or getting knocked out by a heavy weight boxer

Say one more thing about my mama and ima put you under cardiac asleep

Cardiac Kid

Someone who always comes up clutch when needed, you can't keep them down because they always fight their way back, contender, showstopper

Donaldson hit a 3 run homer in the bottom of the 9th yesterday, you can't stop him he's the Cardiac Kid

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cardiac attack

A two-fisted punch to the chest accompanied by saying "SHA-POW" used to cause the victim's heart to cease beating, thusly killing them.

SuperJerk used his cardiac attack to take out the armed assailant.

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cardiac exam

When an individual on a med-school course wishes to have sex with a non-med school individual. She considers sexual intercourse the bargaining chip to get him to agree to the cardic examination where she opens up his chest cavity and pokes the cardiac muscle.

So you know how i’m a med student? I’d shag you for a cardiac exam.

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Cardiac Arrest

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.

Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."

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