Carl

Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess

Person: Omg it’s Carl the best man Alive
Carl: I shall save you

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Carled

When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.

"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."

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Carl

It’s Coral get it right.

Rick: You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it's over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me.

Carl: I promise
Coral

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Carl

A skinny guy loyal and a good bro at times annoying but a trustable friend and super sexy

Dude your a Carl to me

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carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

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Carl

A wandering mischievous child from the series the walking dead.

He is NEVER in the house.....

Lori: (thinks carl is safe inside the house)
Carl = Never in the house.

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Carl

an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!

Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!

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