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eyeliner or makeup in general applied in the car on the go for when there wasn’t time to do it at home properly
Sarah: omg I love your eyliner
Becky: thanks it’s just crappy carliner
Sarah: really? I never would have guessed.
.car-lin. He is the hottest boy in the world and has a great personality. He is a great friend and any girl deserves to have him, he will treat you like no other. a smokin hot, utterly handsome, pimpin, totally to drool for aussie guy One Gangster or pimp who holds authority over the 'mans' in the hood or area.
Usually feared by less superior homeboys.
If someone is refferred to as Carlin then they are thought as some a king of a hood.
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Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"
How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!
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A big-headed pretty boy who believes that he is perfect. Can often be found near large shiny objects called mirrors, adjusting his quiff. Has secret ability to disarm gaydars.
Joel: Hey you fix that gaydar?
Sarah: Nah I aint got rid of my Carlin
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a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
Look at the improvement of society since we implemented carlinism
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Amazing, strong, and smexy. A person named Carlin is usually funny, and a naturally good friend. And they love Alphabet soup. One day, Carlin went Aerph, Aerph, and Err. And what happened next was bizzare
"Oh my god Carlin, you're so aMaziNG!"
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