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Bad CARma

When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!

Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!

by brooskitooski June 28, 2017

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


good carma

Luck with parking. Helped by being a nice driver in a previous life.

Genshe was always a kind driver, and the universe repays him with good carma. He always finds a parking spot for his car.

by cherryblossom June 16, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


good carma

Good luck with parking. You get it from being a kind driver. Just like karma, but specific to being in your car.

Penelope always finds a parking spot. She has good carma.

by lotusflower February 23, 2007

31πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


CarMa

The official title for Carina & Marc if mentioned or met together

Hey CarMa, please stop making bad jokes!
Beware! CarMa is cuming!

by snooze82 March 26, 2022


Carma

When somebody gets ran over who fucking deserved it.

β€œI swear to god if this client doesn’t stfu I’m gonna go over and give this guy some serious Carma..”

by Greyhairedoldmam August 9, 2023