Phillip Carnell

This boy-man is a legend. He is not just a beautiful specimen, but also a hero to all depressed beings. He will brighten your world just by glancing at his face. He's the fastest person to make friends with. He tokes a little. but Phillip is no hipster either. He rejects hipster ideals, and stays true to himself. He is my best friend. If you ever meet Phillip Carnell, you're life will instantly transform, and metamorphosize into all you could ever hope to be.

Charlie: what'd you do this weekend?
Me: went on an epic adventure.
Charlie: With who?
Me: Phillip Carnell of course!!

Carnelle

Carnelle is a guy who every guy wants to be with, and a guy who every girl wants to date. He is a funny guy who makes everyone smile whenever he walks into a room. Carnelles are usually sporty, not really a popular guy but he is a guy who can become friends with people after a day or two of knowing them. He makes offensive jokes from time to time and never owns up to it. But thats just who he is. If you’re ever lucky enough to be friends with a Carnelle consider yourself lucky. He may not be perfect but he’ll do anything to make you laugh. And if you date a Carnelle dont let him go! Things may be weird in the start but he’ll start to get comfortable with you after awhile!

You look so happy have you been talking to Carnelle?
Yes he makes me laugh even over a text!