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Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
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A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.
"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."
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A condition caused by way too much cunnilingus.
After four straight hours of giving head, she got Carpal Tonsil and had to see the doctor about some treatment.
This is what the Wireless Blackberry users will get if they type too much on their blackberry. Disease of the thumbs and median nerve around the thumbs similar to that of Carpal Tunnel.
I have Carpal Thumbel from typing too much on my wireless blackberry.
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A specific type of Carpal Tunnel disease that you get from being on tumblr too long.
"Aw man I've been on tumblr so long, I think I've got Carpal tumblr."
The exact same thing as carpal tunnel, but in the thumbs from texting.
My thumbs feel as though I have carpal thumbel.
The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.
Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!