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Camp Brittish comedian.
He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.
Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007
He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.
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Alan Carr:
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?
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To give a gay reacharound handjob to a person who is driving a car. This is given by guys with very feminine hands. Sometimes the man in the driver's seat is tricked into thinking that the girl in the passenger seat is giving him the tug job.
Aww man, it was so gross; I was driving my date home from a dance and got a B. Carr from a guy hiding in the back seat. I had no idea!
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A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".
Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."
Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"
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Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.
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Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!
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Oliver Carr, the british Charlie Sheen. Makes woman weak at the knees just by the thought of him. Also a prolific trapper in the south east london area.
I just done an Oliver Carr to that bird. Im in the Oliver Carr (the trap)
Kiss drummer (1980-1991), born on July 11,1950. Risked his own life to run into a burning nightclub to save the life of a female musician named Sarita Henderson who was in his first band Creation, recorded several albums with KISS and was rumored to be close friends with pop star Bryan Adams. Died on November 24, 1991 of leukemia. Was the drummer that consecutively stayed with KISS the longest
Eric Carr is deeply missed by friends, family and fans all over the world. Not only was he a great musician, but also a great human being.
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A young man with incredible ambitions. He seeks to know everything in the world. When frustrated, he shows his anger by explaining that he actually knew that. It doesn't matter what it is, he knew that. If backed into a corner into which he cannot escape by knowing something, a Sean Carr will look up and to the right, sigh heavily, and usually curse afterwords. A Sean Carr also says random things, presumably because he knows everything and normal people can't follow his train of thought.
Man 1: Did you talk with your roommate?
Man 2: Yes, but he pulled a Sean Carr.
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: He knew that!
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Big fan of Rey Mysterio, likes the number 8.5, likes to switch up, often makes blunders, isn't to sure if he was wrong.
James carr Defined to love Rey Mysterio and the number 8.5