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The secret way to get kids to eat vegetables.
Kids like cake, but they need their veggies. That's where carrot cake comes in.
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when ur getting a blowjob, u ask the girl to look up, then u vomit all over her face, then you jizz all over right after.
i had some really nasty carrot cake, and then i fuckin carrot caked all over her!!!
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A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.
You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.
someone who has red hair and lotsof freckles hence the color and texture of carrot cake also known as ginger kids
Garret: you know Bryce
Kyle: you mean that carrot cake kid
Garret: yeah the one with red hair and freckles
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A real super sand legend.
Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.
Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!
Freezy Pop: ....
Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!
Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!
Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
He is real super sand.
Damn you KaKa Carrot Cake, you am no real super sand.
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Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”