Carver

Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

U have a big Carver

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Carver

Jerking off into sweaty used socks.

"Guys I just pulled a Carver last night."

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Carver

A hobo that lives in an abandoned minibus and jerks off into empty turtle shells.

RUN AWAY, IT'S CARVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Carver

N. A douchebag with a small penis and bad hair, usually un-showered.

"Ew, that guy is such a carver."

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Carver

He is literally the coolest guy out there. If you ever meet anyone named Carver you will find that is extremely handsome, intelligent, and friendly. You can always be yourself around him. He would run into a burning building to save you and emerge without a scratch. Literally god.

Carver has an enormous phallic member

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carver

someone who smokes a lot of weed because there super cool and also get super high

man your smoking your so cool such a carver

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will carver

An annoying person that doesn't stop talking

"Geez that guy is such a will carver"