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Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.
Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?
Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!
Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!
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huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis
“you know that kid matthew cassell”
“yeah, he ate my ass last night”
1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.
2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."
Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?
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A cassel is a boy that will always be manly but is very bipolar. He'll cheat on a girl like she's a piece of s*** usually jamaican and ugly.
That girl is so ugly she looks like a cassel.
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To get "Casselled" one must spend an unnecessary amount of money for an item that could have otherwise been free or cost much less.
"Man, I really got Casselled on that bundle of junk firewood at the campground when I should have just loaded some into the trunk from the house."
a noun referring to a person who corrects other people's grammar out of force of habit. They mean well but often times are too aggressive.
She's such a cassel. I can't stand her correcting my grammar all the time!
Cassel is the smartest girl you will ever meet, she can be so soul seeing that her comments sting true and often leave people thinking “what the…” on the daily. She is beyond attractive in any form (mostly due to her intellect) and can be very intimidating to the meek of mind. She hides behind this ‘do not care’ facade but really she just wants to please those closest to her. If you know a Cassel, your life has probably been forever changed…
“I just got Casseled”
“Schooled and Cassel are synonymous”
“Hey what you doing for the rest of your life? Cassel”