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castrate

to get your balls cut off

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.

by 69 December 24, 2004

525๐Ÿ‘ 171๐Ÿ‘Ž


Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.

Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!

by the birds and trees May 19, 2008

211๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

341๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


Castrator

(N) A female, so unfathomly ugly in appearance, she causes the immediate decay of the testicles of any man within sight. The Testicles fall away, never to be seen again...

On a scale from 1-to-10, that "girl" was a ZERO. Seriously, I have Zero nads after seeing that Castrator!

by Cpt. Curd July 12, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


castrate

To remove a man's genitalia.

I'm gonna castrate you.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

193๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


castrate

To remove the male testicles or the female ovaries

To render infertile

Eunachs were castrated at birth.

by Becca K November 2, 2007

104๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


castrator

One who cuts off a male's testicles.

Her knife sliced, his balls fell to the floor.

by noballs October 25, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž