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Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess
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Once you start rhyming, to not be able to stop. You won't intend on this, it just happens.
I was being a smartass the other day, rhyming everything. An hour later, I came down with Cat in the Hat Syndrome.
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a hilarious movie! What's my dream car you ask? The S.H.I.T. mobile from the movie! its a must-see
from the movie...
kid-"you know your tail was just cut off?;quot&
cat-"huh?...HOLY SHIT!!!;quot&
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A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.
"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1
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Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not
I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things
The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.