When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey
Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey
To have sex.
I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.
110π 16π
An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
31π 5π
If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.
Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.
23π 5π
If you don't know, it's too wild for you.
It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.
You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed
8π 2π
Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.
You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed
3π 1π
To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.
Ryan: βEveryone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bedβ
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."
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