Random
Source Code
Random
An overdramatic attention whore that has an ego bigger than her head. Literally thinks she is the centre of the universe and everyone is here for her entertainment. Slag that has no filter and stabs you in the back whenever she feels like it. Manipulative lying bitch. Has little friends that all hate her secretly coz she’s the bitchiest person you will ever meet.
“That blonde one was slagging off her friend to me a second ago and now she’s acting as if they’re besties”
“Shit, what a fucking two faced bitch, definitely a catie.”
11👍 7👎
The common phrase "theres plenty of fish in the sea" comes in to play for the colorful ocean dweller - most closely related to the squid family. The Catie is known for being capable, as well as making the best of their ability, to mate and reproduce with any type of sea creature in the ocean. Sprouting numerous children that result in fairly deformed fish such as the Angler, Coffinfish, and Long-Nosed Chimera.
Scientist 1: I do believe that this might be a combination of the Catie and Viper Fish
Scientist 2: I wouldn't want to live if I looked like that fish. We need to start controlling the Catie population this is ridiculous.
90👍 109👎
Is a fierce feminist and will call out anyone who is being rude. Super smart and good at drawing, but people don’t like her cause she calls them out on their bs
You: WOW Catie is a biotch
Me: no, you’re just a bigot
4👍 2👎
Catie is born blonde yet changes her hair to change her life's mood. She is an amazing auntie and the world's biggest ESLUT and she loves it. She will flirt with 60 but bang 20s. She loves her cocktails but if given vodka u better run cause she will mess u up
OMG I can't stop eslutting catie
5👍 3👎
To make a Catie you need to start with: amazing blue eyes. You need blond hair. You also need an awesome body with a sexy personality. Someone who is bubbly and some what childish. She likes people who are attracted to her, but everyone is attracted to get. Has a lot of friends but her best friend she will never give up. When some one is hurt or upset she will make them last like there is never going to be tomorrow. Over all Catie is the best person you will ever meet.
Boy 1. Who is that girl. She lights up the room.
Boy2. Dude like every girl likes her that's Catie duh.
6👍 5👎