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The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly
I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up
a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up
dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan
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A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.
I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell
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a girl 7/31.
Origin: The string.
not tonight dear, I am a ceiling fan.
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1) Wheels for a car that spin, a.k.a SPINNERS
DAmn, he rollin' with ceiling fans.
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When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!