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To masterbate in celebration.
When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.
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Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.
Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??
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People with to much money that usually have a very good plastic surgent.
What can I do for you today Pamela Anderson. I need a size ZZ.
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Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.
"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"
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Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.
Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.
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To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.
Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.
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Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.
Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"
Person 2: "She went celebate"
Person 1: "Fair enough"
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