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Celtic

Celtic are quite simply the best supported football club in the world. A Scottish based football team founded by Irish Marist Brothers to raise money to feed the poor immigrants who fled Ireland in the 1800's from starvation and poverty.

Relations with rivals Glasgow Rangers became frosty after an influx of bigoted shipyard workers from Belfast identified with the blue half of glasgow and spread sectarian filth through the west of Scotland, up to and including sectarian employment policies.

Polar opposite to Glasgow Rangers. Celtic fans were awarded with FIFA and UEFA awards, while nazi saluting Rangers fans (who masquerade as Englishmen)are awarded with UEFA charges.

Celtic were the first team from the british isles to win the european cup.

Invited as guests to play in a record number of testimonial/charity matches.

Hold the record for the largest travelling support, 80,000.

Symbiotic with nieghbours Rangers but despite paramilitary chanting and psuedo sectarian songs, they are 9 years ahead in combatting the problem of bigotry. Rangers had denied there was a problem in the first place.

by Brian Coyle March 28, 2006

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Celtic

a supposed Scottish football team who delight in everything from Erin's green isle. The fans are pro Irish Nationalism, anti British, yet they are British when it suits them. (Celtic being the first British team to win the European Cup).
Their fans are also British when they go every fortnight to pick up their dole check. Have sympathies for every country/ military junta/ terrorist organisation, that have even remotely stood up to Britain or the British.
Strange people

" i hate they Brits an' nat no?
where's ma fecking giro, 'mon the Celtic"

by totfl January 6, 2006

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Celtic

A scottish footie team, supported largely by the Irish Catholic, community whos supporters are far more open warm and friendly than the bigotted bastards who support Rangers.

For a good evening out watch Celtic play on TV in a Dublin pub.

by black flag June 3, 2004

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Celtic

Sel-tic

The Glasgow home team , Share an anthem with Liverpool fc "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Were founded by an Irish Marist in 1888 , they are currently 1st in the Scottish Premier League ,
Chairman Brian Quinn
Manager Gordon Strachan .
they're nicknames are Bhoys , Hoops , Celts , Tic
Celtic are Glasgows Catholic Football team where as they're 'rival' Rangers are they're Protestant team .
THE BEST TEAM IN SCOTLAND!!!!

Celtic hold the record for the highest score in a domestic cup final: Celtic 7 - 1 Rangers

by Suck me hard ; ) You know where ; ) August 16, 2007

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Celtic

A Football/Soccer team from the east end of Glasgow who's fans openly support and fund raise for the child killers and bomb throwing terrorists that are the I.R.A

common songs sung at carparkhead include the delightful ditty that goes "We are the P.I, We are the P.I, We are the P.I.R.A"

by William February 28, 2005

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Celtic

Based in Glasgow and are the best football team in the world. Has won the Scottish Premier League 3 years in a row and will extend that in years to come. Won the European Cup, Scottich Premier League and Scottish Cup all in the year 1967 with there best team which is known as the Lisbon Lions .Rivals of Glasgow Rangers who are just plain and simply GAY.

Hey how did the race for the Scottish League end up??

O Celtic won because the Gers choaked as usual!!

Hey dident Rangers lose to St Petersberg in the UEFA Cup afew days before???

As i said, they Choaked AS USUAL

by Peter Nus May 24, 2008

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Celtic

A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.

So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.

Q: What's the best scottish team?

A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.

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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?

A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.

by Orange? November 3, 2008

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