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Cerberus is a four headed hell hound that is one of the gods pets that lives in hell. Cerberus guards the gates of hell and kills anyone who try's to get in.
Cerberus is A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!
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(noun) When three girls suck your cock (and optionally balls) at the same time, making it look like it is one girl with three heads.
Man, I would love to get a cerberus from those three girls.
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A nasty threesome. Can be disgusting or enjoyable.
Positive: I just had the cerberus with your Mom and Sister!
Negative: Those fat girls from the Cinnabun just gave me the cerberus in the movie theatre.
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A girl named Jessica. She's a dog with three heads. The other two heads of her disgusting trio vary from day to day, depending on who upsets us. She eats the runts of the library, and is never late. You can hear her from a mile away, by her hoofs galloping towards the victim spot. She is ungodly. Her hair is like salty seaweed, and her face is like a pig.
"wwooof woooofff my name is CERBERUS, and I hate bono. I am very opinionated, even when nobody asks. I am very conservative, and I hate homosexuals and abortion. Global warming doesn't exist.Sam, you're like number 3 on the runt list. Watch out man."
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When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
Jm's amazing, loving, caring, respectful, gay, happy, skilled, amazing, loving, amazing, caring, and amazing bf boyriend frfr fat roblox (cock), fat roblox (cock). You wish you were Jm ong On God.
OMGGGGGG IS THAT :chinese_symbol: CERBERUS???