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1. (noun) Any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the vagina of a sexually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. An age-old practice first widely popularized by former President Bill Clinton.
2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the vagina of a hottie for pussy-juice marination prior to smoking.
NOUN: He opened the Fedex envelope to 3 exquisite "Ceviche Robusto" cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet pussy of his secret mistress, Nora...he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.
VERB: Though she lived in New York, and he lived in L.A., once a month, she'd warm herself up with a dildo, and then CEVICHE ROBUSTO a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins...and think of her.
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Mission Ceviche was created with the purpose of connecting the diverse people of New York City through the unique lens of Peruvian cuisine. Led by Chef José Luis Chavez, Mission Ceviche combines traditional flavors with modern techniques and unexpected twists to create an exciting menu that is just as healthy as it is flavorful.
Let’s go to Mission Ceviche tonight!
"Would you like some ceviche for lunch?" "Sure! I love the flavor of my favorite cereal!"
when you squirte lime juice on a dirty hoes coochie
Went down on this hoe and things seemed a bit raw so I used some lime juice to make some ceviche
When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!
"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"
Ceviche is a seafood dish popular in the coastal regions of Mexico, Colombia, Chile as well as other parts of Latin America, especially Ecuador and Perú. The main ingredients of this dish typically include Fish, lime, lemon, onion, cilantro and it's often served with a side of fried plantains or plantain chips.
"Dirty Ceviche" (Or in Spanish "Ceviche Sucio") is a racist term against the latinos that eat the dish. However, it's mostly used against those of Ecuadorians and Peruvian heritage. Another version of this insult is "Ceviche Monkey"
A second usage for the term "Dirty Ceviche" is to describe an Ecuadorian Woman's Vagina that smells bad. It attempts to compare the smell of the vagina to that of the seafood dish for obvious reasons.
Example : 1
Robert "The only thing that's worse then a Dirty Jew is a Dirty Ceviche, Like my math teacher"
Tony "Mr. Lopez is Ecuadorian?"
Robert "Yes and God I hate his people!!! Ecuadorians with their big noses, big heads and short stature"
Tony "Yo Bro that's racist"
Robert "I don't give a damn, screw Ecuadorians and their stupid flag with an uneven sized yellow stripe"
Tony "But I like the flag"
Robert "Then you're an idiot"
Example : 2
Bob "Hey man why does your breath smell like fish?"
Carlos "Because my Ecuadorian Girlfriend has a Dirty Ceviche"
Bob "Ewww"
Carlos "When I eat Ceviche it reminds me of my girlfriend"
Bob "EWWWWWWW, man that's nasty"
Carlos "It's not my fault she never washes down there, but it still taste good to me"
Bob "Eww, get out of my house"