"I better stop easting all these Polly-O Cheese Sticks before I end up with CHAIDS"
When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.
"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"
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When you're really high and your eyes are super chinked.
Dude i smoked three joints im so chaid
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a very bad STD caused by licking dity grimy teeth! or by eating a banana's skin put in the vagina
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A disease one acquires from having sexual intercourse on the floor of the fraternity basement while being watched by a brother. Once the disease is acquired, it cannot be cured and all offspring will also suffer from chaids.
Dude 1: whereβd you go with that girl last night?
Dude 2: we went in the basement and fucked on the floor.
Dude 1: holy shit, you have chaids.