chairman wow

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

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Chairman Meow

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

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Chairman Tom

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

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Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

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Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).

Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever

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chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit

"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"