Chancla

One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.

Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!

mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*

Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*

mom: *throws chancla*

*misses*

*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*

kid: fucking dies

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Chancla

The worlds most deadly weapon when wielded by a Mexican mother or grandma.

Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.

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Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.

My mom threw a chancla at me.

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Chancla

1. Spanish for "slipper"
2. Used to describe something horrid in any degree.
4. Pablo

Example 1:
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck

Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!

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Chancla

The Mexican word for flip flop

Hey, those are a nice pair of chancla's

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chancla

What Mexicans use to throw at their kids. If your parents have never thrown a Chancla at you. Then you never had a childhood.

Friend "Dude why is your eye black? Did you get beat up. "
Me" no my mom nailed me with a chancla yesterday after i told her i got a girl l pregnant,"
Friend "Damm"

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chancla

is a flip flop used by a mexican female to beat their child or husband for doing something that angers her.

Friend, "Hey, why are you limping?"
Husband, "She cought me with the nanny and beat me with the chanclca."

or

Run!! Mom's drunk and she's got the chancla!!

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