A very ugly man who makes your eyeballs want to bleed.
P1: Who is Channing Tatum?
P2: Check the definition on urban dictionary
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An actor/model known for his "questionable" sexuality and for his bizarre jaw that looks like that of a bull terrier. Teenage girls with an IQ below 85 are known to be very obsessed with him and often say things about him being so "HOTT!!!" on their Myspace profiles and via IM.
Stupid Girl: OMG Channing Tatum is lik so hawt I want to marry him and have his babies <3 <3 <3
Smart Girl: OMG you have an IQ of 60. Your too stupid to even realize that he is into guys not women.
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When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
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To tongue a gentleman's taint.
Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.
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