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the act of straching your sweaty balls and then sniffing your fingers
Matt went to the bathroom so he could be alone while he had some chapman time with his basketball playin' nuts
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Activities which warrant an unpleasant or unsympathetic reaction
Dave : can I borrow a dollar?
Jimmy: Sorry, I have just purchased some boiled lollies and an iced treat. My various monies have been depleted.
Dave: (period of silence)... CHAAAAPMAAANNN.
other variations include : Chapman that, Chapman on you, Chaps, Chappers.
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To use an excessive amount of force when it is not necessary. For example, throwing a knife at someone to get their attention when a simple 'ello would do
Toni said she was going to do some gardening later but when I went round and saw her garden....she had totally chapmaned it.
an OC from the popular wolfstar fanfic “all the young dudes” by mskingbean89. grant is a love interest of remus lupin and he is a fan-favorite of many. grant eventually ends up with his long term partner marcus in “out of the blue”, the epilogue to all the young dudes.
grant chapman deserved the whole world.
oh you are second choice? how does it feel to be a grant chapman kinnie?
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(September, 1841-September 8, 1888) Also known as "Dark Annie", the second recognized victim of Jack the Ripper.
Born Eliza Ann Smith, she was married in 1869 to John Chapman, a coachman, had two daughters and a son (Emily Ruth, born 1870; Annie Georgina, born 1873; John Alfred, born 1880) with him, and they lived fairly comfortably for some time.
Life went awry when young John was born crippled. Then in 1882, Emily Ruth died of meningitis at age 12. Around this time, the couple began drinking heavily. About 1884, they separated.
Annie somehow fell to the slums of Whitechapel by 1886. John continued to send her 10 shillings a week until Christmas of 1886, when he died of cirrhosis. His death shattered Annie's will to live.
In her last days, Annie was a homeless alcoholic, living in lodging houses, selling flowers and crocheting and occasionally prostituting herself (despite her plain features, plump figure, and poor health) to get by.
While the rest of the Ripper victims came from ordinary working class backgrounds, Annie Chapman's family had a foothold in the middle class. Known by her friends late in life as "Dark Annie", for her dark brown hair, Annie had become estranged from her surviving children and from her sisters.
Only 5 feet tall, plump, and never a classic beauty, at age 47 Annie Chapman was malnourished, a homeless streetwalker, and suffering from tuberculosis and brain diseases that would have killed her soon if Jack had not killed her.
At 1:35 AM on September 8, 1888, Annie was turned away from her lodging house since she had no money for a bed. She was last seen alive at 5:30 AM outside 29 Hanbury Street, negotiating with a man who was probably her killer. Half an hour later, her body was found in the backyard of the same house, inches from the back steps.
Her skirt was hiked to her groin and her legs pulled up and leaning outwards, implying coitus; her throat was cut to the bone, her stomach opened, her intestines pulled out and draped over her shoulder, and her uterus taken away.
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Graham Chapman was a member of Monty Python, sometimes referred to as "the dead one", because he sadly passed away 1989 from cancer. Probably the most awesome poof that ever lived.
Graham Chapman, Monty Python
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A character from orange is the new black that will get on your nerves and you'll be surprised to see that alex(her girlfriend) sticks with her despite Piper cheating.
Fangirl one : OMG if Piper Chapman ever cheats on Alex again i will die
Fangirl two : Me too