do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

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Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

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