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Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.
I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!
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Basically, it is the same maneuver as a Dirty Sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.
Damn son! You should have heard her screaming for more of that Charleston Chew!
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To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.
Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"
Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"
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An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.
Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!
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The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.
Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)
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A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.
"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"
"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"
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A Charleston Chew is the name of the sexual act wherein the man slaps his partner's face with his member. While their are other names for this act it is the Charleston Chew that has become the term most applied.
It is thought that the term came to be when Lord Charleston mentioned in his journal documented that he had performed such an act, with the intent of seeking counsel due to his feelings that it may have been demeaning or provoked the wrath of God. Once he confessed to the Church he was sentenced to ninety days in state prison but reclaimed his rank and title upon his return.
What is even more uncertain is when the 'chew' suffix was attached. Most likely it originated when the partner being given the Charleston also stimulated the glans orally, giving rise to the implication of the member as a 'sweet' or 'tootsy-pop'. Charleston Chew is therefore how it is referred to.
'I shagged my wife last night then finished off by giving her a Charleston Chew the kinky minx'
'Hey dude look at her!'
'Man I bet she loves a good Charleston'
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