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A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.
Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.
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a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.
guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?
girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind
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An ok school mostly full of preppy whit kids. Its goes from pre-k to 8th grade. most the teachers are old af and are salty ass bitches, but there are also the hella cool ones. The 8th grade class of 2020 girls are (for the most part) StAnKy FiShY hoes. We suspect one of the teachers is a pedo..... but he old af anyways. The music teacher is the best person in that school.
o, did u know that the gimme my wallet guy is a teacher at sculptor charter school.
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The President of the United States of America and the Prime Minister, Mr. Churchill, representing His Majesty's Government in the United Kingdom, being met together, deem it right to make known certain common principles in the national policies of their respective countries on which they base their hopes for a better future for the world.
First, their countries seek no aggrandizement, territorial or other;
Second, they desire to see no territorial changes that do not accord with the freely expressed wishes of the peoples concerned;
Third, they respect the right of all peoples to choose the form of government under which they will live; and they wish to see sovereign rights and self government restored to those who have been forcibly deprived of them;
Fourth, they will endeavor, with due respect for their existing obligations, to further the enjoyment by all States, great or small, victor or vanquished, of access, on equal terms, to the trade and to the raw materials of the world which are needed for their economic prosperity;
Fifth, they desire to bring about the fullest collaboration between all nations in the economic field with the object of securing, for all, improved labor standards, economic advancement and social security;
Sixth, after the final destruction of the Nazi tyranny, they hope to see established a peace which will afford to all nations the means of dwelling in safety within their own boundaries, and which will afford assurance that all the men in all the lands may live out their lives in freedom from fear and want;
Seventh, such a peace should enable all men to traverse the high seas and oceans without hindrance;
Eighth, they believe that all of the nations of the world, for realistic as well as spiritual reasons must come to the abandonment of the use of force. Since no future peace can be maintained if land, sea or air armaments continue to be employed by nations which threaten, or may threaten, aggression outside of their frontiers, they believe, pending the establishment of a wider and permanent system of general security, that the disarmament of such nations is essential. They will likewise aid and encourage all other practicable measures which will lighten for peace-loving peoples the crushing burden of armaments.
Signed by: Franklin D. Roosevelt & Winston S. Churchill
The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again
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A negative term used among geeks, especially in the data visualization community, for a person who is not very clever and/or tends to slack off.
The origin of the word is that a pie chart is an overused and frequently ineffective way to display information and statistics. Someone who uses a lot of pie charts is narrow-minded, lazy and stupid.
He did a very poor job on that project. What a pie charter!
Don't be a pie charter! You said you would clean the house today so do it.
Worst internet provider ever... Better speak Arabic if your calling their customer support.
I waited 3 months for a technician to come fix my cable lines. According to Customer Service, the technician had gotten a little too drunk the night before he was scheduled to come, and blew his head off playing Russian Roulette at a bar. FAIL of an excuse Charter Communications!
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