The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.
I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!
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When someone pretends to check if they can cover your shift.
Hi do you want to cover my shift this Sunday 7:00-13:30?
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Let me check
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Hey look at me while i do something stupid.
*Standing on top of something that shouldn't be stood on*
Guy: Ayeeee check me 45
Guy #2: Stop saying that you are an idiot.