cheese lord

a immensely powerful crab also the brother of the crab lord

person 1: "did you hear about the cheese lord"
person 2: "no?"
person 1: "he blew up my minecraft house yesterday"

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.