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is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!
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STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
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When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome
I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH
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The cheese touch is when one touches cheese 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾
Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese 😱 😳 she has the cheese touch !! 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾
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When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.
Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.
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To stick your finger in a girls pussy
I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch
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Is a sexually transmitted disease.
“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD