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A vile hump-shaped deformity positioned between a males chest and belly. Other symptoms include black-head breakouts & pallid skin. The disorder is characterized by a shameless reluctancy to pay off debts and the hump itself is thought to be full of accumlated toxins from bleeding others dry. The sufferer is generally despondent and self-pitying, lazy, and has poor hygiene, with the expectation that other people should do everything for them. They will not accept responsibility for their own failings and often chase pipe dreams, but only in a half-arsed manner.
"God my ex had a right chelly on him"
"Listen, pay me the money you owe me or I'll get my dad to put his foot through your fucking chelly"
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When a womans chest is the same size as her belly.
I would totally take that chick home if she wasn't a chelly.
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a beautiful ship that deserves endgame but keeps getting puss blocked by useless men.
did you see that chelly scene last night???
yes!! I almost cried
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A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.
God, Chelli is such a stupid bitch...
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A beautiful, intelligent, sensual woman.
That girl is ok but she'll never be a Chellie
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A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
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chelly is da best in da whole world NOT! she evil and hates everyone lol jks
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