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Chelsie is a meme-loving friend who absolutely has an extreme love for: Queen music, Mac n cheese, and anime.
A weeb
Don't leave them alone for 3 hours cause they'll probably set something on fire.
Don't let her have access to urban dictionary and reddit.
1. Chelsie stop setting your friends on fire please.
2. Chelsie that pancake has salt on it, don't- OH MY GOD YOU ATE IT?
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Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.
Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.
Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.
Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.
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An obvious thug. Always getting into trouble and doing bad things
You see that guy over there? He is such a Chelsie!
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1). Makes herself laugh more than anyone else
2). Girl that doesn't like to answer her phone.
3). Toots a lot (very gassy)
4). Not afraid to tell you she took a massive shit
Chelsie: "hey come look at my huge turd"
Me: "Umm no thanks"
Chelsie: "Pleaaasssseee, Just come look at it"
Me: "Ugh okay fine.....EWW FUCKING GROSS"
(Chelsie laughs for 5 minutes straight)
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A text book example of being cool. Being themselves and not caring how other people view what they say or do. When I say you're cool, that's what I mean. Today too many people are concerned how others view them. Posting pictures on social media sites of themselves on vacation or where they are eating dinner that particular evening. Fuck that. Do things for yourself and for YOU to enjoy it, not to show everyone else what you're doing.
“Damn, I wish I could be Chelsie.”
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