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a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish
She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.
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It's tuna like the above person had said, if you think chicken of the sea is a chicken that can swim, you need to run through the garden and commit suicide in front of all the orchids. Seriously.
Rosemary: Can I have "chicken of the sea" please?
Waiter: What's that? Is it a chicken that can swim, then no sorry ma'am we only have tuna sandwiche and chicken chop
Rosemary: Why you $%#^%$^$&^&^ Barrrgh!!!
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You're a pussy, you didnt join the Marines, you joined the Coast Guard, you chicken
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Cruising Yacht owner that is afraid to actually go out and use his/her boat for world exploration.
Poor Hal, he is the original Chicken of the Sea. He spent 740,000 dollars to eat microwave dinners in the marina.
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Tuna, if you're on a date.
Treasure, if you're a pirate.
"Ah, tuna, the chicken of the sea."
or
"Ah, treasure, the chicken of the sea."
Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.
Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.
The one that swims back to the shore first is the chicken of the sea.
I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.